When you read the verse below, don't think of fifties girdles, think ancient-style card-woven belts.
I have cards, I have a book on how to do card (tablet) weaving, I have a warping board, I probably have suitable handspun sitting around, I just need to get around to trying again.
Hear, O Lord, and be gracious to me;
O Lord, be my helper. You have turned for me my mourning into dancing;
You have loosed my sackcloth and girded me with gladness,
That my soul may sing praise to you and not be silent
O Lord my God, I will give thanks to You forever.Psalm 30:10-12 NASB