Handspun is Not Exactly Like Food

I have been going on about how fiber is like food in many ways. However, in some ways it's not.

I don't feel guilty for leaving shelf-stable food unused for months, and I don't tell myself I should really use the items up. With wool, I do.

When I share lavender-flavoured brownies, no one offers me money to make an extra pan. For some reason, handspun hats are different.